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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Denvil@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Im sure his heart is also feeling awkwardly moist at the moment

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[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You mean because of the cholesterol?

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[–] Denvil@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

I think the joke in this post is that the dog is so excited that it's pissing on the owner's chest, warming the owners heart