SanctimoniousApe comments on See an attractive person driving and want to get their number? Crash into them.

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You both legally have to stop and talk and share information, or else it’s a felony for leaving the scene of an accident.

Also works on celebrities too. Who wouldn’t think it’s cool that you got George Clooney’s number??

Never mind that you’re now on the hook for the accident’s damages and they’ll probably be mad at you. But that’s glass half empty talk.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 1 point 10 months ago

Of course I hit you, I lost sight the moment I saw you as the blood rushed out of my head

Or - if you're a guy - into it.

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