Its your fault you didint know about the "no posts on alternating Saturdays while Saturn is in retrograde" rule
(reddthat.com)
I read the terms and Conditions for Windows 10. It was clear that the person who wrote that had neither understanding of writing Terms and Conditions nor understanding of software. It was only later that I realized most laws are also written by people that neither know how to write laws nor understand the topic that law applies to.