Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won't be able to see it

Prediction 24 we do this again next year and make it a drinking game or something

Prediction 23 That dentin/enamel repair gel finally makes its way to my dentist and i can fix my teeth proper finally.

Prediction 22 New plague

Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it's rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga Tonga–Hunga Haʻapai eruption, and he'll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)

Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.

Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court

Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.

Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.

Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let's say Bat Boy.

Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV

Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again

Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn't and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.

I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square

Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig

Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won't just wear ear rags and diapers. They're about to go full Foley cath.

Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit

Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!

Prediction seven, Dave won't be there, man

Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear

Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back

Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell

Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back

Prediction two: they'll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.

Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]