Its your fault you didint know about the "no posts on alternating Saturdays while Saturn is in retrograde" rule
(reddthat.com)
The relationship between word and reality is optionally entirely arbitrary. If we want to communicate then we have that option, but if we want to bullshit then we can do that too.
The only way around that is a legal court or formal peer review. Which is why we invented them.
And we don't have those here.