I like spicy food now and then, I like spicy bbq and can take any Mexican you can throw at me. But Thai food scares me. Every time I try it, they ask how spicy I want it on a scale of 0 to 10, and I go "you know, I think I'll take it easy today, I'll go for a 4". And then I get the bowl, first few slerps are pretty chill, but after a solid minute it out of nowhere turns into the spiciest thing I've ever fucking tasted, without fail. I'm simply not worthy of Thai food