As an english major, let me translate:

"As you know by now, I have taken the ‘short route’ home. Good luck!

By the time you read this, i'll be dead.

We shared one thing… our love & caring for young ladies at the hope they'd reach their full potential.

We're both pedophiles.

Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to ‘grab snatch'

Donald trump is a pedophile too.

whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system. Life is unfair. Yours, J. Epstein"

But we're the ones in jail.