Well hey, no harm done, no offense taken!

Take it as a kind of awkward compliment then =P

... I wouldn't say that I can please anyone though.

I've dated a significant amount of different kinds of people.

... Some people, sure, they can be pleased sexually, but in general? As a person, in a relationship?

No, they have massive insecurities, and try to train you into basically being a scape goat or emotional or financial dumpster for all of them... its not possible to please such people in that sense, because they are too broken to be able to love, and either too cowardly or proud to realize that... they are their own problem, and they are the only ones who even have a chance of fixing it.

... I hope that you are not that kind of repressed, by that kind of person, who can never take accountability for their own actions or inactions, and instead blames them all on someone they act like they own, not love.

If you are... you're better than that, and you're better than them.

You just have to believe it, and know it.