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[+] 51 points 10 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] [S] 33 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    At this point you're lucky to get Seagal on his feet for an action scene.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Wait is he sitting down in that?? I've seen the fight scene one but that's insane

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  • [–] [S] 23 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    It's one of the few times he's standing in that movie; what you're seeing is his maximum physical exertion in the movie. Most of the rest of the movie he's behind a sniper rifle and bad guys just run into his line of sight over and over.

    On the cover his head is 100% photoshopped onto somebody else's body. He's not even presentable for a still cover.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    I think the joke is the incredibly poor gun-handling skills. Buttstock just waving in the air instead of against shoulder, nearly clocking himself with that deft repositioning maneuver. I'm not a gun guy, but this looks like more like The Naked Gun than a navy seal movie.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Wouldn’t Stephen Seagal be sitting in a spinny chair to pull this shit off?

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