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[–] 2 points 10 months ago

His heart won't make it. UNLESS they give him a new heart.

But then his ankles will give out. UNLESS the install prosthetic leggs.

But by then his brain will be gone. UNLESS a new development in A.I. lets him keep thinking.

We'll have a 31 Trillion dollar president. Worth every penny that we don't make anymore.

/s In case The Onion is reading.

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