Ever think that the dryer doesn't actually steal your socks, but rather generates new ones from lint as offerings to its master?

Buy only one type of sock. I literally don't have odd socks anymore. I get a hole in one sock, I throw out one sock, not a pair.

Grow enough confidence to wear mismatch socks. The big Socks Must Match industry steals minutes of ppls life's each year by peer pressuring individuals into believing that socks must match. I promise you socks still work mismatched.

With the time I save each year I can shitpost on lemmy