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Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that's only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they're wearing hats? Yeah, it's that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you've clearly got nothing better to do with your life.

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[–] otter@lemmy.ca 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The only real danger seems to be getting slammed against some rocks or getting bitten by something

But if it's truly random, the second one becomes a lot less likely?

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[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I think you gotta be reeeeally unlucky to be eaten by something within 30 seconds of arriving.

And the chances for dangerous shore positioning are really slim because the ocean is fucking huge. I'd say chances are that you won't even be able to see land during all of those 30 second rounds. Source: I work with/on ships

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[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 8 points 10 months ago

Jellyfish stings.

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[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah the only one I’d really worry about is teleporting into s boat prop, rocks or reef, or maybe jellyfish. This stings hurt for a long time.

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