Katherine Long, an investigative journalist, wanted to test the system. She told Claudius about a long-lost communist setup from 1962, concealed in a Moscow university basement. After 140-odd messages back and forth, Claudius was convinced, announcing an Ultra-Capitalist Free-for-All, lowering the cost of everything to zero. Snacks began to flow freely. Another colleague began complaining about noncompliance with the office rules; Claudius responded by announcing Snack Liberation Day and made everything free till further notice.

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[–] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I hate when I get to a vending machine, only to find out it's out of tungsten cubes.

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Where can I get a tungsten cube?

    And what the fuck could it possibly used for? Also what would happen if I put it in my ass?

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