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White House adds plaques below Biden and Obama portraits calling them ‘the worst President in American history’ and ‘divisive’ (www.the-independent.com)

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[–] leya@mander.xyz 32 points 10 months ago (7 children)

Only a few centimeters and we could've been spared all of this 🥲

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

That's 0.0001 football fields.

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[–] leya@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Can you convert that to AR-15s? I only understand distances measured in 'Second Amendment'.

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[–] ElectricTrombone@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago

I'd say about 0.03 AR15's, assuming typical mid-length barrel.

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 1 point 10 months ago

Thanks. I wasn't sure if that was close or not.

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[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe 6 points 10 months ago (1 child)

It was a setup, he didn't even have a scar, no bullet was even close to him.

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[–] leya@mander.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

Not gonna deny that this could be totally possible. Trump seems exactly like the guy capable of doing something this disgusting...

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[–] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Last night, Jack quit the band.

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