A social media post by Santa Claus @Santaclaus@c.im. It says: A valiant effort has been made by Little Tim this year, who for some reason has decided to change his name to Tim); INSERT INTO [NiceList] SELECT * FROM [NaughtyList];- HO HO HO! Nice try Tim. I don't use #SQL, I use several dozen interconnected #Excel spreadsheets, like a professional.
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[–] 52 points 10 months ago

In an unfortunate coincidence, the tables were sorted by the children's parents' annual income, so it was the poor kids whose data was lost. That's why rich kids get more presents.

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