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Trump Designates Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction (www.whitehouse.gov)

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz -2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

America’s military invasion of Canada

What does that even look like, the day after US troops occupy ~~Toronto~~Ottowa? Canadians waging an insurgency from the woods, occasionally killing some random cops?

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Do you think Canada doesn't have a military or something?

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 2 points 10 months ago

America's military budget is 895B. Canada's military budget is 9.3B; essentially a rounding error here.

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