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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Quit trying to upsell me and just do the oil change!

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    It appears that cylinder 3 is now locked up, but we can have a couple helpers push your car out. Put it in neutral Karen..

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    That’s okay, I didn’t like that cylinder anyway.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    We're going to have to balance your engine then, so we're gonna have to remove piston #3 and #6 so it runs sorta smooth.

    Good luck 🤞

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Good thing I have a four-cylinder, it’s only got cylinders 1, 2, 4, and 5!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    LOL!

    That randomly reminds me of a random post I saw on that other site years ago, goes something like this...

    'Get 4 pigs, and paint them with numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5. Then let them loose in Walmart, and after they catch those 4, sit back and watch them look for #4...'

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