Those are hilarious examples!

EDIT: Okay clearly the cat alcohol story is already infamous and is recounted much better about a dozen times in this very thread. XD

Also don't forget players discovering tons of dead cats, apparently from alcohol poisoning.

If I recall correctly, their fur absorbed liquids. The cats walked in booze. Each paw counted erroneously as a full mug of beer absorbed. When the cats cleaned themselves, they drunk themselves to death.

Game is absolutely bonkers wild and a gem of emergent mechanics.