US forces have seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, in a major escalation of Donald Trump’s four-month pressure campaign against the South American country’s dictator, Nicolás Maduro.

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[–] 88 points 11 months ago (5 children)

“Where’s my Nobel Peace Prize?”

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  • [–] 22 points 11 months ago (4 children)

    All you get is a soccer peace prize.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

    Some random trophy from a pawn shop with a fresh coat of gold paint from a spray can should work.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago

    He reminds me so much of my little nephew sometimes. He's obsessed with trophies and medals. When we're in a store where they sell trophies, he asks me if they are "real" and i try to explain to him that trophies aren't "real" they are just a symbol. Sometimes for nothing. And he tries to understand. And then when i ask him if i should buy him a meaningless trophy, he goes yes pleeeease, a big one.

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