Pluto not being a planet?

Take those filthy words outta your mouth. Tiny Pluto is a Planet. Just because some shithead astrophysicists have a meeting and say it isn't so doesn't make it true.

Me and some friends with theoretical degrees in physics have created a competing group who insist tiny Pluto is a planet. We call it Tiny Pluto is a Planet, Tiny PP for short. It's weird, lots of people enthusiastically share our views, but when I ask them to register for TinyPP, they go quiet. Nevermind, we fight for our cause! For the planet!