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A man flying the air with the caption “My Atheist ass getting raptured by mistake because I act more like Jesus than most evangelical Christians.”
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[–] 80 points 11 months ago (13 children)

I would read that horror story. Imagine unexpectedly facing eternity with The Spanish Inquisition, conquistadors, various other brutal imperialist forces and having it presented to you as a rare honor for a lifetime of Christian service. I imagine it like "The Good Place" except it isn't a comedy.

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  • [–] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Hey just want to let you know I made a writing prompt based off your comment.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago (7 children)

    No imperialist is worthy of eternal life in the Lord's kingdom. Jesus was a black transgender communist, and don't you forget it.

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  • [–] 9 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

    Joseph didn't give Him a Y chromosome. Plus, being the incarnation of the Lord, He was nonbinary. He even used neopronouns - He/Him

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  • [–] 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    He couldn't have gotten very far with only half his chromosomes. Therefore the other half of his DNA must've been god DNA. It's a shame he didn't have kids!

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