Despite your over-the-top hyperbole, I'd consider one if I could control and/or cut it's data connection to Tesla and have the batteries thoroughly checked first. For the millions sold, I'm not aware of any significant number of fires that weren't caused by either accidents or other mishandling (I'm a well-trained defensive driver, so I've little concern for having an accident). Same with owner deaths - most have been due to overconfidence in the so-called "autopilot" that I personally know not to rely upon.
Since it's used, I'm not giving Musk any money, but still getting what is usually a reasonably decent vehicle for relatively cheap due to Musk's poor reputation. I only want the basics, unlike many others who get sucked into the promise of what I consider still too unproven tech.