I posted a 5,808 word treatise loaded with professional photography and graphs the other day and got a grand total of 56 upvotes on it.
I really hope you either like the knife a lot, or really enjoyed expressing yourself, which is the goal of art (which writing is).
EDIT: To be clear. the goal of art is expressing yourself, not liking knives a lot.
EDIT2 : Although "liking knives a lot" is probably a form of curation