Illustrated by Shawn Braley

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[–] 4 points 1 year ago*

If I know cats, they would attempt to jump down. Until they see how high up they are, and then they'd just be terrified.

Which, realistically is a justified response. I know I'd be losing my mind if suddenly the carpet I was standing on just took off, and now I'm flying hundreds of feet in the air. With no explaination for how the carpet is flying, or even why.

I mean for all we know, the magic might run out, and now suddenly you're free falling back to earth without a parachute

And then when they take you into the ER, they're like "ok, what happened?" And you're like "I WAS JUST STANDING IN THE BANK ON A RUG, AND SUDDENLY WE WERE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR, AND PLANES WERE GOING BY, AND THEN EEEEVVVVEEERRYYYYTHING STOPPED!!!! THEN I FELL BACK TO EARTH!!!"

And the doctor would say "Ok, this man clearly has a concussion."

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