What do you expect
I think that you believe what you described - 700 words a week - would be "obviously absurd" to everyone here... What you described is such a tiny work load it's shocking to see you frame it like this.
But to answer directly: What you're expected to do in school is learn, not fake your way through so you can come out an utter dumb ass on the other side. I know I would have used the tools if I had them as a kid. No adult could have convinced me of the damage I'm doing to myself and the world. I doubt anything any of us say will change your mind - but I am sure a great many students will hate themselves for doing this to themselves 10 or 20 years down the line.