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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 23 points 11 months ago (8 children)

I get it, but embarrassment could've killed this guy. If it helps, know that people have stuck worse up there and just go to the doctor.

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[–] village604@adultswim.fan 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

But what if you're the case that gets pointed to when they tell someone they could have had it worse?

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[–] celeste@kbin.earth 5 points 11 months ago

Think of all the people you're helping who can be like "at least it wasn't what they put up their ass." And when you go in, you know you "won" compared to this man from Taiwan!

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[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

The "worst so far".

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