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[–] 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Because I no longer play (have the visual acuity for) fps I’ve heard I’m not a real gamer.

Bah! Real gamers play Pac-Man and Donkey Kong.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

    Idk why but pac man is the most anxiety inducing game I've ever played.

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  • [–] 4 points 11 months ago (2 children)

    Is it because you're just a disembodied mouth, eating pills in the dark while being haunted by ghosts?

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  • [–] 1 point 11 months ago

    Oh, x_x…well…that would be another reason. Sure. Or accidentally going left instead of right and losing the optimal route with the power-ups. Or my eyes played a trick and the ghost is gonna eat me and now I’m running and they’re all chasing me!

    Can I get one last ghost before the power-up runs out? Oh no I have one more corner because I messed up…why does the music sound like a heart attack?

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