He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

You forfeit your Alpha Male Club membership and any dues paid immediately.

You are disqualified from ever becoming a Navy SEAL.

If your favorite sports team wins a championship it will have nothing to do with you being a fan.

If you have any male cats they are promoted to King (s) of the house.

It’s brutal.

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago

    That's a different club, the man club really only gets you discounts at certain motel chains, sorta like AAA. You automatically decline roadside assistance though, because man.

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