xxce2AAb comments on Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough

Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 51 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It highly unnerving that every time I read an Onion headline these days, it takes longer - much longer - than it should before I recognize it as such.

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[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 12 points 11 months ago

The headlines aren't false, just early.

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[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Yup, default reaction nowadays is always "aww, really?" before the relief kicks in.

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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 10 points 11 months ago

...Only for said relief to be swiftly annihilated by the next headline which regrettably isn't penned by The Onion.

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