oh pet circle about to go on the shitlist.

They have a delivery guy who decides he's not gonna deliver to an address that's been delivered to for three years because he does not like stairs. They decide the problem must be the address, and offer increasingly milquetoast mewls of "we're sorrryyyy" and "I'll make a note" as the order goes around and around in circles with no depo pickup like they're somehow helpless victims of a courier service they've explicitly chosen to utilise.

hitches old fart belt back in my day we'd tell the courier to get their shit together or lose our fucking contract.