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[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We compensate with gym time, you can't outrun a cheeseburger

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[–] xep@discuss.online 3 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Fast Food!

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[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 3 points 11 months ago

Ironically fast food applies a speed debuff

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[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 1 point 11 months ago (1 child)

Not being able to outrun your diet is a really strange concept to me, and I've exclusively heard it in this thread, and multiple times in this thread. Dafuq?

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[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 1 point 11 months ago

It's a metaphor, exercise won't fix a bad diet

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