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Your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? (piefed.social)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
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[–] 14 points 11 months ago* (2 children)

I'll pick up a chair and throw it out of the window, start screaming "fuck you!" at everyone in earshot, and then whip out my dick and start pissing all over the place.

If they still hire me after that, I will work there until I retire.

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  • [–] 6 points 11 months ago

    The brief was to fail the interview, not also get yourself a criminal record, but I suppose you could float this as a hypothetical in the interview itself and not actually carry it out for more interesting (and less destructive) results.

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