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[–] 38 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

That there is a 5th generation dildo farmer. His pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy's pappy started farming dildos after the civil war. Because he couldn't have slave labour, he had to farm those dildos himself.

It's hard work dildo farming, having to squat and anally pickup each dildo before the invention of the combine harvester. His family prospered thanks to a strong work ethic and an unrelenting desire to shove dildos up his ass.

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