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When the requirements are "final" (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by CidVicious@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If your agile process has requirements and a due date - bad news.

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[–] CidVicious@sh.itjust.works [S] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

It's called SAFe and it's an art form.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

Your value stream is showing

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