Because an image is a bit to lazy IMHO for "prgrammer" humor. I programmed a clock that actually works. Have fun 🤣

https://jsfiddle.net/gjpwf5oq/2/

Btw: you can change the order of the clock-face if you want.

Update: Supports arbitrary text now (example roman numerals): https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/6/

Update: And with Months because why not 🤣 https://jsfiddle.net/2o97k6vz/7/