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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Well I'd wager it wouldn't even take your own pain away at that height. Just make it farrrrrr worse.

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Might sprain your ankle

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

i guess it depends on the speed limit below

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 point 1 year ago (1 child)

I thought people treated it like a subway, they jump in front of a vehicle

it just offers a convenient method to get in front without the driver being able to react in time

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 point 1 year ago

That just sounds like a good way to end up not dead with all the crumple zones and plastic these days

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