TranscriptionA paper attached to a street post with a picture of Lisa Simpson rocking back and forth. The text reads “Attention! Hi neighbor! Did you have a smoke alarm that kept beeping once every 60 seconds that you decided to throw in your yard out of annoyance? If so- it's now annoying me! Because guess what? It's beeping right outside my bedroom window! Every time it beeps a piece of my soul dies. Please get rid of it, I absolutely beg of you. It's been a month.“

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[–] 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It always happens in the middle of the night, like it's waiting. I tore one of mine off the ceiling and put it in the car, in the garage, so I couldn't hear it. I damn near smashed it, but then I had the idea of putting it in the car.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (3 children)

    Lots of them. Keeping me awake.

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