Jesus. Trap housing. Christ.

We responded to a Cat-R mission one time. A pair of 155s on the opposite side of the route had crumpled a 998 into so much tin, and the only person left in one piece was the vehicle commander. We approached him, mid rant, and he sounded exactly like this. Complete scramble. I was 20 and even as a young man my heart felt crushed, knowing this person was NOT going to be OK.

47, on the other hand, wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight, and to see the "commander in chief," sound identically incoherent is honestly shocking. This isn't his usual nonsense. That's brain damage. The emperor sounds like he just got SGLI in processed and the racists and the homophobes got their fingers in their ears like, la la la.

Stay strong friends. Next few weeks will be very bad.