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[–] 36 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I’ve been told my nudes are very tasteful. They want a sexy picture of you with your junk showing, (preferably full nudes, or pants fully down, nobody looks appealing with a frank and beans spilling out of their zipper) and not just a picture of your schlong.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's efficiency. The subject matter is the frank n' beans, who cares about the rest? Likewise, I would be perfectly content with receiving faceless melons flopped out of a bra.

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  • If it works for you then it works for you, but I’m telling you that nothing soaks panties like a candid shot of you nude while washing the dishes or cooking. Toss an apron on to leave something to the imagination for extra points, it’s like lingerie for dudes.

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