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Good tip (lemmy.world)

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[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

She's obviously into you, you should give her your SSN so she can check out your financial stability. It makes you even more attractive

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[–] LadyButterfly@lemmy.world [S] 35 points 1 year ago

Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

I'm sure it will not.

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