>be Germany

>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs

>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”

>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well

>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using

>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck

>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide