Last night I was talking to my partner about the name “Bart”, like saying “dude imagine fuckin a dude named Bart and you gotta say like ‘oh yeah just like that BART’” and we both cracked up

My partner brought up the full name “Bartholomew” and I said “no fuckin way I’m not going by ‘Mew’” and they cracked up

Sir Richard Douglas Somerville Head, 6th Baronet (born 1951), of the Head baronets

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Head_(disambiguation)

Go chaotic evil and deliberately choose tricky dick