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[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

how do they only work for cis white dudes? is it a fleshlight that refers to its user as a man?

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Do fleshlights not work on black people?

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[–] mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

They do not 😞

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[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I may have forgotten that part, um... mame it activated by the reflection from skin and ignore the condition that removes skin pigmentation

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