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[–] 48 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason. And no matter what reason they can come up with there will always be a downside that is substantially worse.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason.

    Porn, the reason ir porn

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I got kinks I won't admit to a soul, but human waste elimination is on the opposite end of my horny meter.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I mean a pinpoint accurate bidet that is assured of 100% clean. It does make me think of that little robot asking rick what its purpose is though.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    That's what came to mind for me too. Just a spray nozzle responding to immediate input from the camera with no networking and no storage attached. I probably still wouldn't buy one though haha

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I think a heat sensor would do just as well since the butthole is hotter. Unless there's some rogue splashes, in which case it might work on low res/high contrast to avoid identifying video. Or maybe lidar, but then it might just shoot the pimples.

    All I know is if we start training AI bidet cameras on millions of videos of dirty assholes we're going to get a version of skynet no one is prepared for.

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