Would Jesus be political if he came back to Earth/

Have his second home in Palm Springs and try to hide his worth/

Take money from those poor folks, if he came back again/

And admit he's talked to all those preachers, and say they been a-talkin to him?

Would he wear a pinky ring, would he drive a fancy car/

Would his wife wear pearls and diamonds, would his dressing room have a star?

If he came back tomorrow there's something I'd like to know/

(Would you tell me) would Jesus wear a Rolex on his television show?

• Ray Stevens, "Would Jesus Wear A Rolex on His Television Show?"