Cue every slow walker ever

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[–] [S] 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm convinced there are these two types of people in the world, and they marry each other

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    I sure did. Before I even enter the store I've already drawn up a map in my head with a very clear path of exactly where I need to go. When my wife joins me, that map goes straight in the garbage bin.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Lol, I don't even have a map in my head. I walk the same route every time, because I get the same items every time. If I want variety or spice in my food life, I can go to a restaurant once a month. The rest of the time food can be as bare, repetitive, and thus simple as possible.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    My partner actually thought she was quick in 'n out with shops until she witnessed, and then had to bear, me in action. Organise list by distance from the entrance and keep the flow of movement as fluid as possible, to snake your way through aisles ASAP and straight to self-checkout. In and out. And thank god for self-checkout, that cut at least 5 minutes of awkwardness from shopping.

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