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Local bus (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by hypertown@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Zer0_F0x@lemmy.world 144 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

I showed this to my gf and said "hah look baby, IP on the bus"

She said "ew, that's disgusting why would you do that?"

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[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 56 points 1 year ago* (1 child)

Turn her off then on again, see if it fixes things.

Otherwise, I suggest you simply switch girlfriend providers

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Sounds like he already turned her off. The challenge is the next step.

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[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 14 points 1 year ago

I showed this to my gall bladder and said "heh, look little dude, IP address on a bus"

He gurgled "I'm surprised you have the balls to say that"

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