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[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

We need to workshop this a bit. "Old" is kinda repetitive given the use of "geriatric". Maybe switch for "Oligarch"?

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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

I mean, the other party is also oligarchic.

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[–] oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

True.

Also, love the username 😜

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah I was thinking about that. I was thinking Obtuse. Which actually maybe works much better.

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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 1 year ago

Geriatric Obstructionist Pedophiles party.

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