O ORACLE, DIVINE ME THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION - howst the fuck does a refrigerator work
Classical Antiquity (~100 BCE)
(media.piefed.social)
The Oracle:
If you unplug your refrigerator, you will save a great deal of money from your electricity bill
Me:
unplugs refrigerator, proceeeds to die from food poisoning a week later, and doesn't have to pay for electricity ever again