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Anon finds a plot hole (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Step one: leave the family (especially toddlers and infants) at home with a trusted caretaker or dog. Step two, ride about 15mph so you don't drain the battery too fast. Step three, wake up

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[+] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 child)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 point 1 year ago

i think you missed step 3

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